Two instances this week have convinced me that my eldest (3.5y) daughter thinks I'm definitely uncool.
The first: Early in the week I was hugging my wife before dinner and Rebekah looked at us and proclaimed "I'm not going to get married." When questioned as to why not, she explained, "because married people are boring."
The second incident happened 2 days later. I was just getting up and my self-expressive daughter entered the bedroom and announced "you look like and old daddy, daddy."
I thought I'd get to be a cool parent in the eyes of my children until at least 10 or so. Oh well, maybe I can impress the next two.